Swanky And Cropped

A

Apple

I've never seen a white apple.

B

Backwords B

I'm a boss ass B.

C

C you at the moon

Curvier than groovy.

D

Shell

Oooh who lives in a shell under the sea?

E

What do pallets and people have in common?

They are bound to get laid eventually.

F

I got an F on my essay.

My professor asked us to turn in a Chicago styled essay but I turned in a deep dish.

G

Everyone is gangster until

they see the cow.

H

If I ever get locked in my housewith no keys,

I literally cannot jump through the window.

I

My girlfriend wanted me to go buy a table,

but she rolled her eyes at me when I brought this one home.

J

What did Jennifer Lopez have in common with Alex Rodriguez during his playing days?

They both produced hits.

K

Got him looking. 

Just like that, Kershaw strikes out the side.

L

If you see a pretty girl at the gym,

what wood you say?

M

I'm afraid of the day...

where these lines will just become a flatline when monitoring my heart.

O

Oh God!

I am not waiting until last minute this time around to get my mom flowers for mother's day.

P

If you're hispanic...

and hurt your finger while hammering the nail in, you would say p*t* madre.

Q

If I am on a diet,

I'm on a qeto diet.

R

Revenge?

Nah, I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma do its job.

S

A curved line is...

the loveliest distance between two points.

T

This is what my dad ave me when

I asked him "how do I sweep a girl off her feet?"

U

U are not ready.

Don't u dare pull me! U don't want to see what's in here! 

V

Greater than or Less than

Negative space?

W

Wednesday... 

After Tuesdays, even the weekly calender says WTF.

X

X______

If you fall, I will be there. Signed: Floor.

Y

Year By Year 

Ever since I graudated high school in 2016, it seems like life flies by even faster every year that follows.

Z

Zoomy Zoom

Just zooming my way through my Zoom courses in my final semester.

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